david furnish 

The significant other of Elton John.

Sorry, boys, you're too late.... Elton's already got a special hunk of spunk named David Furnish!

david furnish by Straitman July 11, 2006

david furnish 

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.

As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.

david furnish by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006