dashtube

retards accepted into the youtube partnership programme quite accidently, common causes (a) yt computer malfunction (b) retard sympathy

common dashtubes also run there own blogs and forums, generally attracting wayward teenage chavs and dirty old men as followers

Dave: Did y'know Greg applied for youtube partnership?
Mary: He's a retard though, rite ?
Dave: Yanno *shrugs*
Mary: What a fucking dashtube
Dave: Yup
Greg: *dribbles*
Mary: Eeewwww!