verb: to
fail, lose, backfire, fall
short, miss the boat.
noun: dud, underdog, flop, debacle, flop, cretin.
also goes by: dart, dartington, :
Fart, and several other nonsensical epithets.
"he tried to
pick her up at the
bar, but he was so intoxicated, he darted before he
even had a chance."
"we went to the market to find some fresh vegtables, but all we found was moldy, rotten dartanians."