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dartanian 

verb: to fail, lose, backfire, fall short, miss the boat.

noun: dud, underdog, flop, debacle, flop, cretin.

also goes by: dart, dartington, :Fart, and several other nonsensical epithets.
"he tried to pick her up at the bar, but he was so intoxicated, he darted before he even had a chance."

"we went to the market to find some fresh vegtables, but all we found was moldy, rotten dartanians."
dartanian by not dartanian July 12, 2009

Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.
Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

dartainia 

Thinks she is funny, but she's just psycho. Really outgoing and never tells a lie unlike Rebecca. She speaks the truth and what is in her mind. Very gorgeous and has a huge ass. Makes friends very easily. Sassy. Gets along with Klaire.
Damn she's got a Dartainia ass!
dartainia by DIPSHIT!!! March 2, 2015

dartagnan 

Dartagnan is the most generous, amazing guy you will ever meet, with the cutest things to say to make your every day. He knows exactly what to do in every situation. He knows how to make a girl feel special and is the most loving gentleman this world can offer. With his deep hazel eyes, they know how to look you In the eye and tell you how he feels
Dartagnan will say, I love you and really mean it
dartagnan by Annagret March 18, 2018

dardania 

Dardania is the ancient name of what is now the world's newest state, Kosova. Long before Serbs decided to come from Russia--as in a millenium plus years before--the Illyrian Dardani tribe lived and flourished there. Moreover, most objective scientists generally agree that Albanians are direct descendants of Illyrians.
Serb: Yo, Kosovo is the cradle of our civilization.
Kosovar: Well, not really: we've been here since it was called Dardania. Next time form your civilization on your land, or at least don't try to throw us out of our land.
dardania by Albanian-Illyrian February 22, 2008

Dogtanian and the 3 Muskerhounds 

Shown during the 1980's Dogtanian was quite simply the finest cartoon series ever to grace Britain's television screens. Based on the novel 'The Three Musketeers' by Alexandre Dumas, it follows Dogtanian as he travels to Paris to train as a Muskerhound. Upon arriving in Paris Dogtanian soon befriends Porthos, Athos & Aramis and they have many adventures together while Dogtanian works towards becoming a Muskerhound.
"Did you see Dogtanian yesterday?"

"No, sorry I was doing homework."

"God, you're pathetic. Don't even look at me."
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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