dark match

a non-televised match at a televised show used to warm up the crowd. A dark match before the show is often used to test out new talent or to warm up the crowd. A promised dark match after the show is typically set featuring main-event level wrestlers in order to sell more tickets and send the crowd home happy.

the people at home didn't get to see dark match between DX & The Spirit Squad you should of been there.

dark match by monkeyboyralph November 29, 2010

Dark Match

A dark match, in professional wrestling terms, is a match that is not televised. It is strictly for a match for the fans in attendance.

#1: "Last night, I went to a WWE Smackdown show. The main event was a dark match."

#2: "Huh? I didn't see it. What are you talking about?"

#1: "They didn't televise the match, dumbass. It was for the audience."

Dark Match by Uneasy November 13, 2009

Wet match in a dark room 

Someone who is so incredibly stupid that only an obscure analogy could describe their low level IQ. Just as a wet match in a dark room is the antithesis of light, an incredibly stupid person is the antithesis of an intellectual.

" Did you hear about that guy that played Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?"

"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."

Wet match in a dark room by armyowalgreens April 25, 2010

darkwatch 

(v) Also known as a "black check", this is the action one performs when a black joke is on the verbal horizon of their tongue. This action can range from motions as minimal as turning one's head around, to searching the entire area thoroughly; leaving no stone unturned. It is commonly known that black people generally use pottery as a hiding spot, so one should thoroughly search through that ficus to the very last spec of soil. If one's friend forgets the darkwatch, it is mandatory that said friend shouts "darkwatch", regardless of environment, privacy, or number of obvious black people in proximity.

Ted: "Okay, so a black guy walks into a bar..."
Dave: "Wait! Darkwatch!"
Ted: *looks around the room* "Okay, so a black guy walks into..."
Ted was then shot by an assault rifle wielding black man hiding in a vase across the street at the pottery barn.

darkwatch by Nick Lowers May 18, 2009

Darkwatch 

Halo with a vampire. The controls are exactly the same, the guns are strikingly similar, there are 10 different sensitivity levels, 4 difficulty levels: easy, normal, hard and absurdly difficult. You can hold only 2 weapons, there is a female voice in your head during single player, like Cortana. You can exploit multiplayer maps with the vampire jump to get to places you should normally get to, just like halo grenade jumping. The campaign is linear and usually very simple to figure out what to do or where to go next. You have a shield that lets you tank damage before hiding and recovering. You have a 2x zoom for your right thumbstick, or R3 for PS2. All in all however, it's a very good game in the same fashion Counterstrike is a good game.

Counterstrike is to half-life as Darkwatch is to Halo. However Darkwatch is not a mod, it's basically the same game.

Darkwatch by Obi Cotton Picker March 31, 2009

darkwatch 

probably the most innovative game that came out in 2005. a vampire/western first person shooter,come on,thats really original!!! plus it has a kick ass charicter named jherico. its about 12 hours long,but its fuckin' awesome!!!

person#1:dude have you ever played Darkwatch for the ps2?
person#2:yeah it fuckin' rocks!! >:^)

darkwatch by kornrocks91 October 23, 2005