Dark Eyes

Cheap ass vodka. Most times you can distinguish Dark Eyes from other vodka by its distinct "rubbing alcohol" taste/smell. Generally found at high school parties due to the price. It can be found at some college parties, but will never, ever be seen at a gay party. In hard times it can be considered acceptable to have a bottle of Dark Eyes, but this is only allowable in crisis situation.

Tiffany: Oh, my God, Amber! I have $2.57!
Amber: Totally awesome! We can get my older brother to buy us a keg of Dark Eyes and we'll have change left over!

Coco: I just did bottle shots of Dark Eyes with Nate in the parking lot at IHOP.... I told him to give me his gay card.

Dark Eyes by Gypsy_Kitty99 June 22, 2009

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Dark Eyes

A redneck term that refers to sunglasses.

Hey Wayne-O grab my Dark Eyes.

Dark Eyes by Yeeterbeeter81 February 6, 2021

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Red eyes dark dragoon

A desperate plan used by degenerates

"Bro I almost won the duel if it wasn't for that red eyes dark dragoon negate"
"Yeah bro why isn't dragoon banned her"

Red eyes dark dragoon by ExoticFroge May 9, 2021

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dark black eyes

People that have dark black eyes like me are unique beautiful nice honest brave confident and happy always

My mom has dark black eyes but she always confident she helps me find new friends in life I don’t know what I would do without her she is the best mom you could ever ask for

dark black eyes by Fnsugsd May 2, 2018

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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