dankwad

Dankwad-
(adj/n)- to refer to someone or something being dumb; to be clinically retarded; an act or invisionment of dumbness

(n) You are a dankwad.
(adj) You are the most dankwadest person in the world.

Synonyms-retarded, clinically disabled, dumb, stupid

by GuitarFreak January 12, 2004

dinkwad

Double Income No Kids with a dog

They travel all the time, they are dinkwads.

by Wade Woodard June 14, 2003

dankadent

Incredibly dank yet classy and very refined.

Person A: These cookies are super dank.

Person B: Yes, pass me some more of those dankadents.

by Danktronic August 28, 2007

Dankwah

A really beautiful girl with a beautiful smile, mostly black and one of the nicest person you’ll ever meet. She’s most likely to fall for the wrong people but knows her way out, can be very sensitive but loves all her family and friends. It’s also a very uncommon name, that’s why she’s so special

- That girl must be a Dankwah!!
- she’s beautiful! Is that dankwah? It must be her!

by Loulou478 December 20, 2019

Darkwad

Derived from "Dark" and "Dickwad". At Burning Man, a Darkwad is someone who is walking around or riding a bike at night with insufficient illumination. With the thousands of bike riders, art vehicles and pedestrians swarming about on the Playa, it is everyone's responsibility to make sure that they can be easily seen at night from a distance. People most commonly accomplish this with LEDs, Glow Sticks, Glow Wire, and Head Lanterns mounted either on their bike or on their person; The more the better. People who fail to do so get cat-called, ridiculed and humiliated by the other Playa denizens.

I was at the Opulent Temple last night, saw Carl Cox, and was on my way to the twin domes to see Bassnectar when I plowed into a Darkwad head-on. Good thing I was rolling my balls off so I barely felt a thing. I "gifted" him with a swift kick to the nutz, adjusted my assless chaps, dusted off my purple plush cowboy hat, and carried on.

by FroggyBumBum. October 21, 2008

Dankwanker

One who, after failing to complete a story due to mild interruption and his own impatience, masturbates furiously to relieve his self-loathing.

Hey, have you seen Little Dee lately?
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker

by UMadDavis? October 14, 2014

Dankwanker

An individual who becomes ensconced with rage after losing his train of thought during an anecdote, story, or sexual recounting. Often, immediately after interrupting himself, the dankwanker will toss objects and retreat to his hideaway for savage masturbation.

"Hey did that Davis guy ever finish his story?"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"

by the_tiniest_D[avis] October 15, 2014