dancinghallophobia

the fear of seeing hallie dancing in a blank space for 7 hours with no music. it creates nightmares of this exact scene and causes people to wake up in tears and excruciating pain. some side effects of this phobia include crying, throwing up, screaming, fainting, and death.

hobo 1: “Yo did you hear about that guy ricky?”
hobo 2: “nah what happened to him?”
hobo 1: “he’s patient zero, the one who first contracted dancinghallophobia”
hobo 2: “oh shit man wouldn’t wanna be that guy i got minor dancinghallophobia already”
hobo 1:“yeah but he probably deserved it.”

by sleepyinsomniac7 August 21, 2022