dalven

Real ass nigga. All there is to it.

That nigga Dalven is a real ass nigga.

dalven by GHXSTYYYYYY November 23, 2021

Dalvin 

Dalvin is the definition of a god, his level of charm is extraterestial, you ain't fucking with his shit. He upholds himself to a high standard; and so he does with everyone in his life. He is worth it, and wants to know if you're worth it too. He holds talents of humour, intelligence and great sexual stamina. The ultimate soul mate, he makes you feel deep within yourself. He aims to acquire understanding, and holds the most willing insiative to purse it, which is why his relationships work out. Loyal, when he is commited. Very affectionate, however he has split personalities so he is often misunderstood. He is constantly evolving, give him time. But he will love you like no other, emotionally and physically. Keep him, he's dope af

"Remeber Dalvin? ", "of course, how could i forget?"

Dalvin by PlutoZoricon January 27, 2019

Daven Roulette 

Daven Roulette is an activity where you randomly choose one of many instruments to anal one of your friends

Friend 1: Wanna play Daven Roulette?
Friend 2: What the fuck is that?
Friend 1: Just bend over and close your eyes
Friend 2: Ok?

Daven Roulette by OhGod_WhatTheHell_IsGoingOn December 27, 2019

Dalene 

A girl who is a bit like cilantro, some people love her to death and others get sick at the thought. Definitely a person who elicits a love or hate response from anyone with whom she interacts. Often times seen as a know-it-all she is full of uselss trivia but once in while has some very useful knowledge. On the social scene a Dalene will exhibit a fun, out going personality just to bring out others personalitys and go home to ponder on ther best ways to "crack" them. In relationships a Dalene will be extremely posessive, but loyal. She holds most people at arms length. Those that get to know her will see her as at beautiful person, inside and out, but first they have to get through her spiny shell. She is the best friend anyone could have. It would take all the forces of heaven and hell to keep her from what she has set her mind too, extremely determined.

"Wow, the Dalene in there is always answering questions, lets cheat off her" "That girl is so fun, but she always seem to have something devious on her mind, what a Dalene." "I met this girl, she is awesome, but she pulled a Dalene and tore up every single picture and letter from all my ex's..." "I have a friend who will do anything for me, a Dalene for sure.

Dalene by Adrift13420 February 6, 2010

dalens 

Dalens is a strong,handsome, and passionate guy who will take you out on a date, buy you anything you want and take you home and blow that backout don’t play with him. He is the biggest freak you’ll ever meet and he gas a nice body with a horse cock that will make all the females go crazy.

I just seen dalens in the hallways; I can see his dick through his grey sweat pants.

dalens by Dxlens September 7, 2019

Daventry 

A market town located in the heart of England. Commonly referred to as "a shithole", Daventry is a thriving community of drug dealers, prostitutes and Brexiteers. As one enters the town centre, you can grasp a feel of the local architecture, as you see the never used icon building, in to which all of our funding went, hence why we are destitute. As of recent times, a cinema is being built, which will never open its doors, yet the people of Daventry still continue to fund it. The local Tesco is a place of true culture, as one gets the full Daventry experience upon arrival, having to walk through pregnant teens and coke heads to even make it into the front door. A hotspot for travellers, Daventry has managed to turn itself into the UK's biggest campsite. McDonald's, located south of Tesco, gives a whole new meaning to the term "arse"- as that is how most would describe the smell of the workers, as well as the taste of the food. Despite the local delicacy being drugs, there are plenty of amazing local takeaways - including a run-down pizza place, as well as a Chinese takeout that specialises in food poisoning and sadness. The most famous landmark within the quaint town is known as Borough Hill, and its greatest claim to fame is it did some shit in the second world war. Honestly, we're not happy, we live in hell, but please come to Daventry. You will really love our excessive amounts of pointless charity shops and hairdressers, and the local dealers will accept you right away.

"Oh my god, we can go to Daventry!"
"Wow, that sounds awesome! I love absolute crap heaps!"

Daventry by Big M November 24, 2020

dadventure 

Spending time alone with your Dad going on adventures from picnics to mountain climbing, museums to truck pulls, saloons to artist studios. You can get away with raising some hell. It's usually a weekend thing though, because Mom has a new girlfriend!

Last weekend for my fourteenth birthday I went on a crazy dadventure, we rode horses in Half Moon Bay, spied on the nude beach, had a burger at some crappy bar, and ended up at the Rodin sculpture garden at Stanford University. Mom said, "You smell like horse shit and beer, just like your father".

dadventure by Keith Nash January 10, 2009