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joe tractorman 

Bill Wurtz's name in his video "and the day goes on". This wasn't his name at the beginning of the video, and the name's presumably stolen from a tractor driver in Virginia.

Person 1: Did you hear the news flash about Joe Tractorman yesterday? Man, the internet's going crazy over him.
Person 2: Yeah, the guy went out of his tractor and legit flew away.

30 minutes later:
joe tractorman: woke up in the morning, travelling straight into the sun-

joe tractorman by idontdontuseurbandictionary February 20, 2022

RokettoJanpu

literally the best mod of the discord mathematics server

tbh usually by the time i even get the notification on my desktop, rokettojanpu has already banned like 10 people

RokettoJanpu by idontdontuseurbandictionary January 7, 2022

alive

If you can read this, you're alive.

A: Are you alive?
B: No, I'm not.

alive by idontdontuseurbandictionary September 13, 2021

damien maymdien 

The somewhat-main character in the video "maybe i could eat blades of grass".
According to himself, he frequently gets asked the question, "why is everything so dumb and stupid?"

hi, i'm damien maymdien. I know what you're probably thinking, and I've heard it a hundred times.

damien maymdien by idontdontuseurbandictionary August 24, 2021

vmnw948cmgh48 

A (completely valid) feeling that Bill Wurtz printed on a paper.

Somebody: How are you today?
Somebody else: i fell vmnw948cmgh48 - no actually i feel ok

vmnw948cmgh48 by idontdontuseurbandictionary August 24, 2021