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Danfag (n)(s) A homosexual person with a microscopic penis generally an Angstrom in length (measured using a Scanning Electron Microscope)

A Danfag would have a questionable gender.

Often confused with a transexual.

Danfags (pl) would be the result of a genetic mutation (Penisclerosis) with an hermaphrodite XXY chromosome.

There is no cure.
That Danfag does NOT have an AVBP

Danfag should do more stuff on Saturdays... what a Cock Munger

COME OUT OF THE FUCKING CLOSET DANFAG!!!
Danfag by boringtimes January 30, 2010
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dagdag is just a two character rotation of byebye.
dagdag by buticm March 6, 2012
A boy who pretends to be a girl on the internet to take advantage of other girls. When they get found out they get kicked out of our online social circles.
HOTCHIK69: omg I'm so annoyed at my brother going through my bras
Wush: Omg, Halo! You share the exact same IP as HOTCHIK69 You explosive Penal Rubber.
HOTCHIK69: :(
Everyone: lol @ the dragfag
Dragfag by Woosh June 1, 2004
Whats happening, whats the latest news...Gossip
Whats the dagaga girl?
dagaga by DeLorean Hall June 17, 2008
When one does the act of shitting in their partners ass and seeing how long the partner can hold it inside of them and then proceeding to shit your shit back into your mouth.
I want to have you dagbag me tonight
dagbag by Ya mum 737392873732 May 26, 2021
A fag who is gay for dogs
the dogfag had an irresistible urge to filch on that nasty poodle ass. See filch
dogfag by Mathmagician February 8, 2008
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