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Lara is one of the most BEAUTIFUL girls you will ever meet! She's the most amazing girlfriend, a guy couldn't ask for, and the sexiest girlfriend ever! She is friendly, classy, gentle, elegant, silly, smart, crazy, funny, a boy magnet, and really hot stuff. She's the best!she has a great body and is usually well blessed in the chest area though she tries to hide it.She is a girl who is awesome in every way, can be shy one minute and crazy the next, but is always a fun person to be around. You will never regret ever meeting her. The best thing about her is that huge heart. She has a way of making things feel better, and making people feel special. She is really mature. Just talk to her and you can tell she gets it. She's not one of them hoes wasting your time playing games. She's the kind of girl that you are scared of dating cuz She's too perfect to risk breaking her heart.
Best Traits: incredible kisser, can always cheer people up, knows the right moment when a friend is in need.
Dagbjört is the best
dagbjört by Sylvie sunshine November 21, 2021
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Dagbjört 

Most amazing, beautiful person ever. You are lucky to know a Dagbjört
Omg see that beautiful girl
Her name is probably Dagbjört
Dagbjört by Lalliljóti November 23, 2021
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dagbjartur 

Dagbjartur is a euphemism for the word midget. The word Dagbjartur comes from a man named Dagbjartur "the midget of Siberia" Aleksy. He fought for the civil rights of small people in Siberia during the iceage.
Wo see how small that guy is? He must be an Dagbjartur.
dagbjartur by Pnny June 18, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
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*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
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