daddy tax 

The portion of a child's meal, Halloween candy, video game time, etc. that a father rightly takes as his own, mostly because you wouldn't be there without him. This particularly applies to things that your father buys for you - because there's no such thing as a free lunch, and life is hard, so you better get used to it.

My kids came home from their Halloween trick-or-treating, and as they sorted through the candy, I took all of their Reese's Peanut Butter cups as daddy tax.

daddy tax by jammele June 17, 2008

Daddy Tax

A sexual favor provided at a regular interval by a recipient of their (usually male) partner’s largess.

“Time to pay the daddy tax…”

Daddy Tax by Princess donut December 24, 2025

Fortnite Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax Grimace Ohio 808 Dreadhead on Diddy with the Rizzler and Baby Gronk 

So basically when the Ohio comes to the Rizzler he feins for Rizz and Fortnite to be with P.Diddy and Fanum Tax Grimace listening to 808 phonk while getting his dreads retwisted by Baby Gronk

On Diddy yesterday I Fortnite Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax Grimace Ohio 808 Dreadhead on Diddy with the Rizzler and Baby Gronk

Fortnite Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax Grimace Ohio 808 Dreadhead on Diddy with the Rizzler and Baby Gronk by PlayboiCarti'sMoistUnderwear November 26, 2024