daddy on the spot 

a step-father figure. A man who has taken up the position of father for the child(ren) of a single mother, of whom said man is steadily dating.

A man who takes the responsibility of providing for a single mother and her young.

Hey, what's up with Mikey lately?" "oh, you know, he's become daddy on the spot. He's all busy making PB&J's and coaching soccer now.

daddy on the spot by thecalamitydame June 15, 2011

daddy on the spot 

A male figure who has taken the position of dad/father to a child(ren) who are born to a woman the male figure is romantically involved with.

A man who takes up the position of fathering young who are not his own biological children.

My mom got together with my step-dad when I was 7 and that dudes been daddy on the spot since then. He's like a real father to me.

daddy on the spot by dudepassthebowl June 15, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016