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A type of guy that a diamond needs in her life
daddy man by TGIF10125 December 18, 2017

Daddy man candy

A man who loves Mabel very much until he is forced to be a homosexual and touch Mabel in that spot.
Oh would you look at that that’s a daddy man Candy.

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN 

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN IS MORE POWERFUL THEN 900000000.9999
NYAN CATS ON FULL VOLUME

AND THE PASTAFARIAN GOD COMBINED!!!!
DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN IS ALSO REALLY INTO CHEESE AND EATING CATS

HE ALSO SNIFFS UR HAIR EVERY TIME U EAT A POTATO

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN 

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN IS MORE POWERFUL THEN 999999999999.99999 NYAN CATS ON FULL VOLUME

AND THE PASTAFARIAN GOD COMBINED!!!!!
DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN ALSO REALLY LIKE CHEESE, EATING CATS AND EVERYTIME U EAT A POTATO HE SNIFFS UR HAIR

#DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN IS BEST GOD

DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST 

DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST IS THE SEXIEST MAN BEAST ON THE PLANET PLUTO
"HI IM DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"
"Oh hi my name is also daddy shanan man beast but from planet Milky Way. do you want to be my daddy shanan man beast daddy, shanan man beast
DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST by Mr.shye October 26, 2020

Handy Dandy Man 

One of the Most terrifying entities in all of existence known for kidnapping children with lightning fast speed, and eating them with demonic hunger after they say the rhyme. "Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are fast, But the Dandy is faster."
Alright guys I'm gonna summon the Handy Dandy Man. Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are Fast, But the Dandy is faster.
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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