Acronym - D.A.B. is a southern derivative used to politely call someone a dumb ass bitch. This acronym lets you subtly
diss people right to their face since no profanity is used.
The term was first coined in
local grocery stores and was often used to describe (mainly
female) customers who really had no idea what they were doing.
Associate 1: Check it, this
lady just asked me why this Walmart was so
small compared to the others!
Associate 2: Did you tell her this is a
CVS?
Associate 1: Yeah but not after I trolled her for a while *laughs*. What a D.A.B.
Associate 2: *laughing* Yeah what a D.A.B.