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Cypress Creek Middle High School

Most of the school is filled with white rich kids that live in Lexington. The first year the school opened our vice principal got arrested, and half the middle school population has blue hair. Class of ‘23 is filled with a whole lotta bums. Their drama filled lives are irrelevant, two girls got in a fight over a boy in front of the ice cream machine. The school is trash. Who tf thought it was a good idea to put middle and high school together.
They’re from cypress creek oh they cypress freaks. Home of cypress creek middle high school.

cypress hill

Hip Hop group lead by rapper B-Real, music related to weed, smoking weed , rolling weed, smoking weed thru bongs, about people buying weed, selling weed and growing weed.
"lets have this owl on cypress hill"
"i can hear hits from the bong" "yea its cypress hill, shall i ring glen?"
"yea quart plz"
cypress hill by Wu April 6, 2003

cypress hill

the best motherfuckin band EVER!!!
first group to bring out a rap/gangsta rap/rock mix with feeling and plzce it through the mic...
B-Real, Muggs, Sen-Dog, bobo
"boom biddy bye bye...line up on tha floor now ur all gonna die...!"
cypress hill by 50 February 16, 2004

Cypress Lake High School

An A+ arts school, located in Fort Myers, Florida, Cypress predominately contains Center kids, druggies, ghettos, and the kids who represent their ~sadness and pain with their black clothing and anime drawings. The minority includes rednecks, Beach kids, and the elite AP group.

Certain teachers at Cypress give off the impression that they never really stopped smoking weed and others like to have political debates with their classes. Cypress is infamous for it's "You know you go to CLHS if..." MySpace bullitens and it's thrice-monthly drug searches-which almost always round-up a few oblivious children.

Common characteristics for seniors enrolled at CLHS include getting obliterated almost every weekend and as a result, completing all of the previous Friday's assigned homework on Monday morning during the first few periods of the day, taking more road trips across the state of Florida than is probably necessary, slowly losing more and more sleep as the year goes on (especially pertaining to AP students), taking a fourth year of French just because Mrs. McCarthy is awesome, and becoming best friends with your guidance counselor.

Memorable days for CLHS include the Senior Parade of the class of '07, where pupils were found vomiting in classroom rubbish bins, jumping on teacher-owned vehicles, and running from the drug-search-cops with paper bags over their heads. Also, the '08 mock-election of Mrs. McGalliard's AP class that concluded in a successful ass-whooping of Barack Obama.

A high school career spent at Cypress Lake High School is never forgotten.
"What high school did you go to?"
"Cypress Lake High School"
"..."
"That's right."

cypress hill

Old Skool Trip/hop made under the influence and to be listened too while high as a kite!!!!!

EEEXXXXTTRRREEEMMMEEE zone out music u really feel this shit when ur stoned! NO JOSHING
stoner 1 - "hey man im high as a kite!"
stoner 2 - "yeh me too lets stick sum Cypress hill on so we can mong to the shit while i roll this next doobie"
stoner 1 - " yeh im down dawg lemme get the disc... u want the spanish shit......"
cypress hill by Heath_Lord June 1, 2006

Cypress Hill

A West Coast band that was formed in 1991 outside of L.A. with the likes of B-Real (who also did a solo album), Sen Dog and DJ Muggs. They are a band that composes songs that are a variety of genres; mostly rock, rap and reggae. The majority of their songs try to promote weed, basically demanding it should be legalized. All in all, one of the greatest bands to ever form.

Hit songs include:
-Trouble
-Dr.Greenthumb
-Hits from the bong
-PIGS
-Lowrider
-What's your Number?

AND MANY MORE!
B-Real and Sen Dog: Awww, comin through for real we Cypress Hill, awe baby got that crunk for your trunk, goin' gangsta crazy.

If you smoke weed, listen to Cypress Hill.
Cypress Hill by Cypress Hill Fan September 12, 2006