A Cinclair is most likely a person that Taurus. He is unconditionally lovable and is a skinny legend, most of all he has hepatitis B. Cinclairs usually hang out with the salvation army of Kuku jiao people, mostly people from Ngee ann polytechnic. He would most likely be the one that would invade Russia with a colony of ants, and would takeover the world and surpass Adolf Hitler as the conquerer.
Guy 1: Dude we are getting invaded by cinclairs
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: FUCKINGGOT A COLONY OF ANTS COMING OUR WAY WHAT YOU MEAN!?!?!?!?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).