a cyberslore is a slore who flirts or hits on a person via text or facebook but is too shy to do it in person
Amanda was too shy to talk to the guy she met at the party for long but later she facebook chatted him and texted him a lot. Everyone was surprised that such a timid girl could be such a cyberslore.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.