When you accidentally press Enter before finishing your sentence, causing your message to come out in broken fragments like you’re digitally stuttering. Usually happens because the Enter key is right next to half the keyboard.
Shortdefinition:
Digital stuttering caused by prematurely smashing Enter mid-sentence.
Example:
"bro i didnt mean to send 8 separate messages i was cybertstuttering "
Example 2:
"I swear I can type normally, my keyboard just gives me cybertstuttering."
Example 3:
Jake: bro what are you even trying to say 😭
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!