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Online sex that loners engage in if they are too ugly and boring to get a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
Loner1: Hey wanna cyber?
Loner2: Sure, baby, let me virtually take my clothes off.
Loner1: This is so great.
by Ember November 10, 2003
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Exchanging arousing words over an instant messenger, sometimes with the intent of getting each other off. Pictures and webcams are sometimes used.

Cybering's got a bad name. It's like porn, but you get to talk to the person! (quick, guilt-free, exciting, no strings attached, and you don't have to worry about calling anybody the next day)
"Remember, kids, the only 100% effective birth control is abstinence.......and CYBERING!"
"I love to cyber and show people my naked ass on the internet!"
by pdots April 08, 2007
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1. a way for couples that are seperated by countries, states, cities, or even rooms to engage in sexual activity when they can't do it like normal people

2. something for literate people to jack off to
1. "Man, I miss my boyfriend so much, we're gonna cyber tonight and get off!"

2. Your words, they touch me so much I'm gonna cyber.
by lilmissbrassplayer June 15, 2008
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1. Computer network: cyberspace
2. To have non-contact sexual oritentation through cyberspace with another
After connecting his computer to the *cyber* world, he was excited about *cyber*ing with a female in the Yahoo! chatrooms.
by Legato Bluesummers November 04, 2003
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There are two definitions for this word.

1. To have sex using roleplay.
2. To have webcam sex.
1.
Man: Hey baby...wanna cyber?
Lady: Ooh yeah baby! *Takes her clothes off*

2.
Lady: Wanna cyber bigboy?
Man: Yeah, I just got my webcam. Let me strip my clothes and take pictures.
Lady: Ooh yeah!

by Crazyiness November 11, 2005
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So you really like him, huh? Have you two cybered yet?
by The Grammar Nazi January 13, 2002
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