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cutility 

A portmanteau of the words "cute" and "utility" that refers to the quantifiable adorableness of any given object, and that said adorableness' usefulness in eliciting response/curing cancer.
Tessa: Hey Adam, look at those four pug puppies fighting over that box of Peeps!

Adam: My goodness Tessa, I have never seen a spectacle with such high cutility in my life.
cutility by Adam Protextor April 5, 2008
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Cutility 

Things that people in general and women in particular use to look cute. These include hello kitty t-shirts or those tea cup sized toy poodles.
Plural: Cutilities
The colored head bands are a must-have cutility this spring.

I need to go to a cutilities store to prep for my 16th birthday.
Cutility by Teeco July 29, 2012
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the state of being totally and incredibly cute

those beady eyes, soft fur...man that cat is cutality!
cutality by smurfettz May 22, 2006
a Cutality is when your cut works and you hook up with the girl that same day you gave the original cut.
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a Cutality is best done as follows: with someone in the next room yelling out in a scary voice "finish her!!"....followed by a high five and "flawless victory.....now get out"


guy1: Yo, remember that girl that we gave the breakfast cut to ?
guy2: Yeah
guy1: Cutality !!!
guy2: Now that's what's up !
cutality by MJF May 13, 2006

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026