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cutility 

A portmanteau of the words "cute" and "utility" that refers to the quantifiable adorableness of any given object, and that said adorableness' usefulness in eliciting response/curing cancer.
Tessa: Hey Adam, look at those four pug puppies fighting over that box of Peeps!

Adam: My goodness Tessa, I have never seen a spectacle with such high cutility in my life.
cutility by Adam Protextor April 5, 2008
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Cutility 

Things that people in general and women in particular use to look cute. These include hello kitty t-shirts or those tea cup sized toy poodles.
Plural: Cutilities
The colored head bands are a must-have cutility this spring.

I need to go to a cutilities store to prep for my 16th birthday.
Cutility by Teeco July 29, 2012
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the state of being totally and incredibly cute

those beady eyes, soft fur...man that cat is cutality!
cutality by smurfettz May 22, 2006
a Cutality is when your cut works and you hook up with the girl that same day you gave the original cut.
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a Cutality is best done as follows: with someone in the next room yelling out in a scary voice "finish her!!"....followed by a high five and "flawless victory.....now get out"


guy1: Yo, remember that girl that we gave the breakfast cut to ?
guy2: Yeah
guy1: Cutality !!!
guy2: Now that's what's up !
cutality by MJF May 13, 2006

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026