Cut you up 

DMV dialect

to joan on somebody.
to go on somebody

*girl gets joaned on by BFF* "oh you wanna talk about my hair? oh imma cut you up"

Cut you up by s3xy_danc3r May 14, 2010

Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife 

An important public service announcement projecting the affects of movie theater n'er do wells' actions. Originally written by Mastodon for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters, it has gained much YouTube attention, and one day may be legally required to be played before every motion picture in any movie theater in America.

After watching the "Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife" video, the young, rowdy teenagers shaped up before heading to the movie theater to watch "The Exorcist"

Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife by BrutalMastodon August 21, 2010

Cut you up into whales 

the act of unconditional love between two or more people. Cutting each other up into whales is the best thing you can do for your special someone if society in general won't let you be together.

person 1: I'm going to cut you up into whales!

person 2: Aww really? I feel so loved

Cut you up into whales by Rainydays4me March 11, 2010

I'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean 

a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him

"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"

I'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean by someonewhoshallremainnameless November 20, 2022