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cut cheese by Professor Malcolm Windrush October 17, 2008
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1. (Literally) to cut cheese up into smaller pieces, like slices.
2. American and Canadian term, meaning to fart.
2. American and Canadian term, meaning to fart.
'Who cut the cheese? Who cut the cheese? I ask you please, did you cut the cheese? I'm not adverse to learning, tell me why my eyes are burning? Who cut the cheese?' - Two and a Half Men.
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To fart. Have you ever noticed a smell at the dinner table, thought someone had farted, and then saw someone cutting a new cheese?
cut the cheese by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003
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To pass gas, or to fart.
The term was originated when someone sliced
into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely
a brick of Limburger cheese... which stinks
terribly despite it being fresh cheese.
(If you HAD smelled Limburger cheese before,
you know what I'm talking about!)
The term was originated when someone sliced
into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely
a brick of Limburger cheese... which stinks
terribly despite it being fresh cheese.
(If you HAD smelled Limburger cheese before,
you know what I'm talking about!)
Daryl: Aww man! WHOOO!!! Who cut the cheese?!
Michelle: Owen, man, get outta here, you funky bastard!
Owen: Hey, I didn't fart! Damn it, I didn't!!
LATER...
Daryl: What's that smell...?
Michelle: (looking innocent) I don't know.
Daryl: Oh! Oooo!! Girl, you got the car all
stanky! Roll down those windows, you lyin' ho!
Michelle: Owen, man, get outta here, you funky bastard!
Owen: Hey, I didn't fart! Damn it, I didn't!!
LATER...
Daryl: What's that smell...?
Michelle: (looking innocent) I don't know.
Daryl: Oh! Oooo!! Girl, you got the car all
stanky! Roll down those windows, you lyin' ho!
cut the cheese by CDSmith1967 January 18, 2006
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