Custard Tart

A slut with a bad spray on tan.

1. "Jersey Shore is full of custard tarts."
2. "A custard tart just walked out of Supré"

by Ammonymous May 17, 2011

Custard Tart

When one male ejaculates inside another males anus and then proceeds to push the cum out onto the first males face to produce the 'custard tart'.

Male 1: Hey man I'm having a bad day, could you cheer me up with some anal sex?

Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?

by Cockaddict November 01, 2018

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

Portuguese custard tart

A pale man’s ass whole

Aaron docherty had such a nice Portuguese custard tart when I was eating it

by The truth within January 10, 2025

Custard tart

Cold hearted, sloppy excuse for a nice person

Shit he is so custard tarted isn't he?

by Nikesem December 14, 2018