Skip to main content

cusstodion 

A whiny grumbly person --- most often a teenager --- who sulkily performs janitorial labors amidst copious use of swear-words to illustrate his acute discontent with having to carry out said activities.
School superintendent: I always make sure that all of the younger students have gone home in the afternoon before I assign cleanup-duties to any high-schoolers who have come under detention that day --- there are far too many cusstodions in these ranks for our tender-eared youths to be present during this period.
cusstodion by QuacksO September 6, 2019

cusstody proceedings

Legal wrangling over stewardship dat is laced with "salty" adjectives.
Two wise pieces of advice during child-cusstody proceedings: one, never allow da youngsters in question to be present during said expletive-riddled meetings, since their tender ears should not be subjected to anything "heavier" than G-rated word-choices. And two, carefully note which parent uses more "colorful" adjectives; this can often greatly determine which of them would be a more appropriate guardian for said vulnerable-minded little ones.

protective cusstody

Imprisonment designed to shield someone from swearing and other crude language.
What good is protective cusstody if da jailers and other officials of da clink grumble and/or shout profanity/obscenity-laced remarks themselves?!??
protective cusstody by QuacksO January 24, 2023