curriculitis 

The very serious disease where patients have curriculum stuck up their anus

Damn, I wish I didn't have curriculitis as it would make it easier to study if my books weren't up my ass

curriculitis by Sauci February 18, 2017

Cunticulitis 

1. The Inability to Be a Woman. 2. A disease a female acquires while contracting Bitch Syndrome. Contagious, Bitches beware.

"That Bitch's got Cunticulitis!"
"Stay Clear! No one wants Cunticulitis"

Cunticulitis by Mz.Katastrophe November 8, 2011