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Curling iron

Adj used to label someone that is so gay they change others straight habits into curly habits similar to a curling iron curling hair straight hair
Wow this chick is a damn curling iron over here.
Curling iron by Poelator February 16, 2018

california curling iron 

When a girl doesn't have a dildo on her so she goes to the bathroom and uses a curling iron instead
The SFA chick uses a California Curling iron in her dorm room.

mississippi curling iron 

you wrap the hair of your lady friend around your erect penis and commence to masturbate and shoot your ejaculate down the back of her neck.
hey tom dizzle i did what you said and gave my girl a mississippi curling iron haahaha!!!

Hot Curling Iron Syndrome 

The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.
Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026