Curd Turd

Human excrement that, for whatever reason, appears to look more like tofu than human dung.

My god, I just shat a curd turd. It looks like a bleached pickle.

by Big "So Money" Kev February 03, 2006

Turd Curd

Residual fecal matter from improper wiping.

Martin does not like the skid marks left in his skivvies from his turd curd.

by J to tha J November 09, 2007

turd curd

When someone farts so hard you can taste it (like chewing on curd)

When someone farts so hard it sounds like they turded in their pants.

Wife: Damn! Did you fart?
Husband: Yeah! it was a real turd curd!

by phantom gas chamber December 18, 2009