When somebody is acting like a cunt about a certain subject and you want to hear more cuntishness so you say "please cuntinue" The subtlety of the word is fantastic as it sounds so similar to continue, so you can say it and not get caught......unless you want to. Enjoy
Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.
To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."
"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"
"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"