cunt toodie Share definition Flag Cute name for a clean, hardly used and hairless cunt. Term can only be used by a boyfriend or steady guy. When we were dancing close I could feel your little cunt toodie rubbing up against my penis. cunt toodie by Macroheart1 February 11, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the cunt toodie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch