when one or more people have consumed a large amount of dank chron (weed), and are at the point of temporary paralysis from the neck down.
" dude I am cunt-nostril right now "

Or by adding ED. to the end you can say

" bro I am cunt-nostriled "
by Damo the destroyer April 13, 2016
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Tear/tears in your jeans around the crutch area.
Damn girl, those are some mighty fine cunt nostrils in those there jeans!
by Annarchy_me July 14, 2008
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