cunt nostrils

Tear/tears in your jeans around the crutch area.

Damn girl, those are some mighty fine cunt nostrils in those there jeans!

by Annarchy_me August 6, 2008

Cunt-nostril

when one or more people have consumed a large amount of dank chron (weed), and are at the point of temporary paralysis from the neck down.

" dude I am cunt-nostril right now "

Or by adding ED. to the end you can say

" bro I am cunt-nostriled "

by Damo the destroyer June 12, 2016