by Stevo Fitzimon January 22, 2009
A mythical box filled with pussy. Invented by Jesus, this box was lost to the vaults of time. Thought to be the object in the next Indiana Jones movie. Also known as a Minge Crate.
by Ginty McWaffle February 5, 2009
A person who is a pussy to such a great magnitude, that the fundamental laws of physics cause the doucheness to implode into itself forming a cubic structure. This structure is known as a Cunt Box. Essentially anyone who is a huge fucking pussy can be considered one.
person #1: "oh my god steve was drinking MIKE'S HARD last night"
person#2: "HAHA what a Cunt Box!!!!"
person#2: "HAHA what a Cunt Box!!!!"
by Spite Heathen April 15, 2010
At first glance, it may seem like your standard Munchie Box, however, consuming such a box gives the owner extreme anger issues and a primal urge to protect the box and it's contents, no matter the cost.
Consumer: "Oh yes, my box, my precious."
Scrounger: "Here mate, whit kind eh box is that?"
Consumer: "It's a kick yer cunt in box if ye keep looking at it!"
Scrounger: "Here mate, whit kind eh box is that?"
Consumer: "It's a kick yer cunt in box if ye keep looking at it!"
by Muirhouse Patter September 19, 2019
When you meet someone who is a stupid cunt, and "befriend" them, gain their trust, and then shove them in a box and ship them off to Yugoslavia.
by GoodTimesBro February 27, 2011