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cunt fish 

1. To go fishing inside a cunt. The best bait to use is turgid worms of various sizes (but you personally only have one size, unless you're yet to finish puberty, then you might have different sizes at different times, but only one size at one time).

2. A fish that lives in a cunt. These are mostly seen in women of the Amazon basin, and are similar to piranhas, but they don't eat the person whose cunt they reside in. Their food of choice is turgid worms. Men of the Amazon basin have the highest incidence of stump cock in the world.
1. Person A: Dude, you wanna go and paint my house for me?
Person B: No thanks, dude, I choose to go and cunt fish.

2. Sir David Attenborough: The cunt fish is native to women of the Amazon basin, noted for its sharp teeth, scaly appearance, and French accent.
cunt fish by Wonaldo April 18, 2008

Cunt Fish 

U fucking cunt fish!!!
Cunt Fish by mala January 19, 2004

cunt fish 

Anybody who is a different race than you are.
1.Jim is a fucking cunt fish, you know cause he's black.
2.Kyle is a fucking cunt fish, you know cause he's a jew.
cunt fish by craka-jak May 13, 2005

Fish Cunt 

A vagina that stinks like rotten fish.
Eww you've got a stinking Fish Cunt.
Fish Cunt by Snipezaz August 30, 2008

cod fish cunt

Term used for women that have a large, stretched out vagina.
cod fish cunt by Thetruth1990 July 29, 2017

Fish Cunt 

A name for an ugly or much disliked person that resembles a fish or has fish like qualities and is a cunt.
Shut up Simon you fish cunt!

Christina is such a fish cunt!

Izy was acting like a total fish cunt!
Fish Cunt by Flipdoo Mcgee May 23, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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