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cumuzzi 

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Sitting in the jacuzzi with your clitoris in front of a jet of water and having a super orgasm.
Katie was in the jacuzzi with her legs spread wide while the jet on the jacuzzi rushed over her clit. She experienced the most awesome orgasm ever.

"OMG" I had the best cumuzzi ever!

Ahhh Katie, next time I'm joinin ya!
cumuzzi by kimgee April 15, 2010
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Cumcuzzi 

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A fully functional jacuzzi that is so full of cum that it is now defined as a Cumcuzzi. The widely accepted rule of thumb for a cumcuzzi classification is when there is more cum than any other substance in the jacuzzi. Please note, that the functionality of the Jacuzzi is critical to the definition. If not operational, the cumcuzzi title is stripped in favor of the more accurate label: Cum Dumpster.
After the bar, Geoffrey invited us back to his house to hang out in his Jacuzzi. I immediately refused because he longer owns a Jacuzzi, all he has now is just a dirty old cumcuzzi he bangs chicks in.

Mr Smyth bought a jacuzzi second hand from his friend Steve. After a few parties, it is now a cumcuzzi

In Worcester, NY, you can make sperm bank donations directly from a sampling of Geoffs cumcuzzi

Cumcuzzi 

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The act of ejaculating into your partners bellybutton.
If i were to cumcuzzi Rosie Odonnell, i could drown myself.
Cumcuzzi by Skrumpy December 17, 2010
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