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Cumstapated 

The inability to climax during sex, commonly caused by a high level of toxicity in the body.
We were going all night long and because i was so cumstapated, I just had to fake it.
Cumstapated by blingblongbling March 16, 2010

Cum Stamp 

The act of cumming on a girls lower back where the "tramp stamp" is. This will render said "tramp stamp" illegible.
yo dude i totally railed that bitch from behind last night and turned her tramp stamp into a cum stamp
Cum Stamp by suppper 17 July 18, 2010

Cum-Stamp 

When a person gets cummed on and then presses their body onto a sheet, person, pillow, etc. leaving a perfect stamp.
"My boyfriend came on my stomach again last night, so I totally cum-stamped his pillow"
OR
"Yo man, sorry about the cum-stamp on the shirt you lent me. You know how girls like to cuddle."
Cum-Stamp by mcguide October 13, 2011

Cumstomping 

The act of stomping on cum so that it goes through the drain
"Hey, do you know how to get rid of shower jellies?"
"Hell yeah, I learnt the best cumstomping technique while I was in the Navy, I'll teach you!"
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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