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Where you and the boys all jerk it while in a jacuzzi together and sit in it.
They all had a giant cumcuzi last night
cumcuzi by Daddy shark August 10, 2020
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Cumcuzzi 

A fully functional jacuzzi that is so full of cum that it is now defined as a Cumcuzzi. The widely accepted rule of thumb for a cumcuzzi classification is when there is more cum than any other substance in the jacuzzi. Please note, that the functionality of the Jacuzzi is critical to the definition. If not operational, the cumcuzzi title is stripped in favor of the more accurate label: Cum Dumpster.
After the bar, Geoffrey invited us back to his house to hang out in his Jacuzzi. I immediately refused because he longer owns a Jacuzzi, all he has now is just a dirty old cumcuzzi he bangs chicks in.

Mr Smyth bought a jacuzzi second hand from his friend Steve. After a few parties, it is now a cumcuzzi

In Worcester, NY, you can make sperm bank donations directly from a sampling of Geoff’s cumcuzzi

Cumcubine 

A male who has become the property of another man who has just inseminated his asshole
My cumcubine is a good bottom slut.
Cumcubine by E. Daddy August 26, 2013

Cumcuzzi 

The act of ejaculating into your partners bellybutton.
If i were to cumcuzzi Rosie Odonnell, i could drown myself.
Cumcuzzi by Skrumpy December 17, 2010

cumcuzzling 

The thing Bugaz does the best.
"Oh my, have you seen the new bugaz cumcuzzling video yet?"
"No i haven't, is it good?:o "
cumcuzzling by hujate November 4, 2004
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