cumcap

A cumcap is the action of continuously caking sperm onto the tip of the penis for years until it forms a crust over the tip.

Dude, I have been developing my cumcap for almost a decade!

by Mrbluesky_621 November 7, 2021

Louisiana Cumcake

The act of making cupcakes with cum and feeding them unexpectedly to a room of children.

I am going to feed Louisiana Cumcakes to my kindergarten class tomorrow.

by SwissCheese86 February 19, 2022

cumcano

When you ejaculate and instead of shooting outwards, it just overflows like a volcano and runs down your dick.

ZOMG!! look honey its a cumcano

by Big Taran November 1, 2010

Cumcopter

1. When you cum on a swing-able object(like a rope) and you swing it around making the cum shoot out in many different directions, therefore making the area you cumcoptered in (such as a room)randomly stained with your sperm. Usually done in other people's houses as a prank or if you really hate them.

Example: Person 1: yo Jason, im going to prank James by pulling a Cumcopter in his room.
Person 2: Good idea Jimmy, i fuken hate that kid, that prank would deserve a roflcopter.
Person 1: I get it they both end in copter... anyways can i borrow a swinging like object so i can do it?
Person 2: ya sure let me go get my sisters skip-it.

by jeff sc December 14, 2008

cumcast

degrading name for the isp of comcast

cumcast has way to much lag

by tom December 5, 2003

cumcast

When your dick is wet and slimy after sex but you dont wash it right away cus youre lazy so it dries and turns into a cumcast

i should wash my dik in the next 5mins or i'll get a cumcast

by glockdaddy August 5, 2017

Cumapalooza

An event that causes endless orgasmic pleasure.

James' mom was a cumapalooza.

by Gregorosaurus December 20, 2014