cumbrew

a large amount of cum. typically acquired by a slut from various amounts of men.

the porn i watched showed a girl making an omelette out of a cumbrew. it was fascinating.

by moonbeamsexypants January 10, 2009

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Cumbrella

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

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Cumbrellas

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.

Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.

by BryanNi February 11, 2021

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Cumbrero

When a girl has cum in her hair, she is said to be wearing a Cumbrero (pronounced like sombrero)

::While at a party:::

Hot Bobby Arrives from upstairs after leaving with a random hoochie-

"Yo, I nutted in some girls hair just now, it was soo grimey"
Nick Twitch- "You gave her a cumbrero!!?? Sick dude"
Hot Bobby- "We gotta get out of here guys"

by StreetBikeTakeover August 6, 2009

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cumbreath

A person who sucks (ding ding) and gets ejaculate in there gob/mouth. If you kiss someone with "cumbreath" and havn't recently recieved a heady from them, BE WORRIED!

That chick at the bar i was just talking to had "cumbreath" i think i will go back and buy her a drink!

by Crozo January 22, 2006

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