In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.
“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”
Hot Bobby Arrives from upstairs after leaving with a random hoochie-
"Yo, I nutted in some girls hair just now, it was soo grimey"
Nick Twitch- "You gave her a cumbrero!!?? Sick dude"
Hot Bobby- "We gotta get out of here guys"
A person who sucks (ding ding) and gets ejaculatein there gob/mouth. If you kiss someone with "cumbreath" and havn't recently recieved a heady from them, BE WORRIED!