3 definitions by moonbeamsexypants

Paige story

A fairly short to medium length story with basically no plot or point. Originating from Paige, the master of all meaningless stories.

Paige: hey i have this cool story. today i went outside and there was a bunny in the yard. it was eating grass i think. and then it heard the door shut behind me and it hopped away into my crazy neighbor's yard...

Me: what the fuck... that was a paige story.

by moonbeamsexypants January 12, 2009

cumbrew

a large amount of cum. typically acquired by a slut from various amounts of men.

the porn i watched showed a girl making an omelette out of a cumbrew. it was fascinating.

by moonbeamsexypants January 10, 2009

slolid

food that is not a solid but not a liquid.

scott what the fuck are you eating?!

pecan pie. it's a slolid dontchaknow!

by moonbeamsexypants January 10, 2009