Cumber

A Deep seated awkwardness or a very uncomfortable moment

"Yeah, mum walked in on us, you can bet things were pretty cumber after that!"

or

"Man I feel so cumber right now"

by Christafa P G! October 9, 2008

Cooch-Cumber

When a Female's vagina is too tight; thus forcing her to purposely stretch it out using a cucumber.

Francesca: Did you finally have sex with Tim?
Evelyn: No, he was too big!
Francesca: Well you better use that Cooch-Cumber again...
Evelyn: Good idea!

by 69rugmuncher69 February 22, 2015

Q-cumbers

The people that worship the partisan droppings of a Political swami named The Oracle Q-anon. They have obsessed about imaginary pedophilia, even swapping provocative pics of kids, yet they have never even helped one kid. These perverted Q-cumbers are planning executions and Civil War. they think Donald Trump is fighting a war with the "deep state."

Don't feel bad if those commenters falsely called you a pedophile, they're Q-cumbers!

by eye tunes April 25, 2020

cute cumber

What you call a person when they're extremely adorable

You could be my cute cumber ;)

by Red smoke November 18, 2014

C.Q Cumber

C.Q Cumber is a sea cucumber in Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion. He will murder you and all you know and love if you let a fucking 8-ball fall.

C.Q Cumber: You let an 8-ball fall-
Player: nonono don't!
C.Q Cumber: TEST FAILED

by Scyobi October 26, 2018

poo-cumber

A large, smell, big fat turd.

Who left a poo-cumber in the toilet?

by Creedon May 25, 2007

Cumber Snatching

To Snatch Cumber and form an unruly collection of cumbers.

'That's a damn fine Cumber, I'm 'avin that...'

-Cumber Snatching

by JamesLikesCumber April 27, 2011