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1. An opening, usually oval, on a chick through which ejaculate can pass and sperm can be loaded or unloaded.

2. An opening that serves as a doorway for cum.

3. The mouth of a chick.

4. Slang. The throat as used for drinking cum.
1. His usual utterance while cumming was “Down the cum hatch!"

2. "Shut your cum hatch!"

3. (In an Italian accent) Shut up ah yo' cum hatch!
cum hatch by Mike00987643 April 1, 2008
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Post Cum Hatred 

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.
I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.
Post Cum Hatred by B Ronson April 29, 2008

Post Cum Hatred 

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.
I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.
Post Cum Hatred by B Ronson July 27, 2008

cum hater 

A woman who hates to take cum in her mouth or face. A woman who doesn´t like tasting the cum.
Jenny has been a cum hater since she gave her first blowjob, she almost throw up after receiving the cum in her mouth, she found it completely disgusting.
cum hater by cucuruco March 1, 2019

cum hattrick 

Cumming in the same girl three times during oral, vaginal and anal sex within 24 hours.
Josh just completed a cum hattrick!
cum hattrick by Mr. Size May 3, 2024

cum hattrick 

Cumming in the same girl during oral, vaginal and anal sex within 24 hours.
Wow, they just completed their cum hattrick!
cum hattrick by Mr. Size May 3, 2024
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