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Cum guzzling twat waffle 

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The title pretty much sums it up.
That Susan is a cum guzzling twat waffle whore beast.
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cum guzzling twat waffle 

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an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting
joe: yo you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious
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EBK

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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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Yap Trap

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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas 

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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

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A handsome male lawyer.
"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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