cum cookies

noun-jacking off into cookie dough and baking it crisp and then serving it to your in-laws.

Hey Dad! You love them cookies dont you?
"Sure do son!"
(Dough bags eating cum cookies mwwhahaha)

by Demented Fuck January 21, 2005

Cum on my cookies please.

A statement.
You ask your partner this after sexual penetration.
The male that you are fucking then cums on your cookies that just randomly happened to be next to you while the two or 7 of you are screwing.
And you eat the cookies.

Elysia: "Cum on my cookies please."
Dante: -Cums on her cookies.-
Elysia: -Eats the cookies.-

by Naked_in_2.59 June 26, 2008

cum cookie

When a group of males get together and all proceed to masterbate and blow their loads onto a cookie. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie. Can be also done in a tournement like fashion.

When we played cum cookie Jim blew last and had to eat the cookie.

by Matt Cheese August 31, 2006

Cum Cookie

When a group of guys get together and masturbate. They have to cum onto a cookie (hence the name 'cum cookie'). The last person to cum has to eat the cookie.

When we were playing cum cookie last night, luke lost and had to eat the cookie!

by UKCPD October 9, 2008

cum cookie

An ejaculatory emission from a male sex organ onto a person's tongue leaving a disk-shaped circle of sperm.

She wouldn't let me do anal so i gave her a cum cookie.

by Cultivate Cum March 15, 2016

cum cookie

a type of cookie that instead of milk, it has female or male ejaculation fluids (preferably female) . they are then baked and eaten like regular cookies

bro, i wanna eat her cum cookie so bad.

by s_even December 6, 2020

Cum cookie

A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.

Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy

by ILOVEcumcookies July 4, 2022