cum cakes

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A yummy snack that consists of:
1 cup of cum,
2 eggs,
3 tablespoons of cakes

I didn't know what to do with my excess cum, so I made some cum cakes!

cum cakes by fordtech March 30, 2009

Words you can keep

cum cakes

A yummy late night snack.

I was hungry, so I ate some cum cakes.

cum cakes by Slut ho September 22, 2003

confetti cum cake

When you go to a little kids birthday party and cum in his or hers

cake

That kids getting a confetti cum cake this year.

confetti cum cake by slapyodaddy February 21, 2018

Cum Cake

A cake that has cum frosting.

She just ate a cum cake.

Cum Cake by BJ Ondeeday February 20, 2009

penis cum cake

a cake that has cum mixed with the batter and cum frosting.

i made you a penis cum cake for your birthday!

penis cum cake by (:shizzay! November 16, 2011

Cum Cake Religion

Its a religion Jon
You're always wrong

I am from the cum cake religion we pray to cum cake daily. cum cake is the true god

Cum Cake Religion by Gamergirl69999 March 18, 2021

cum cake

When baking a cake, ejaculate in a bottle till the bottle is almost full. Next, instead of frosting the cake, pour the bottle of cum all over. Finally you can serve it to all your friends.

When Aaron had his graduation party, he served a cum cake to all his friends.

cum cake by Mr. Dangle June 9, 2009

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026