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Cum Bunny
Refers to a balled up cum filled tissue on the floor or in the trash and is generally stuck in a fashion that gives it two ears and a small body. Originates from masturbating into a tissue and carelessly throwing it away.
“Hey man can you at least try and pick up these CUM BUNNIES?”
“My mom’s coming over today and I don’t want her slippin’ on any of these CUM BUNNIES”
“Thanks for leaving CUM BUNNY in the bathroom yesterday.”
"If someone doesn't start cleaning soon, we'll have a family of CUM BUNNIES grazing the carpet."
“My mom’s coming over today and I don’t want her slippin’ on any of these CUM BUNNIES”
“Thanks for leaving CUM BUNNY in the bathroom yesterday.”
"If someone doesn't start cleaning soon, we'll have a family of CUM BUNNIES grazing the carpet."
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cum bunny
A woman that you use for sexual purposes. Sexual use must include capacity to leave ejaculated semen inside of her body.
cum bunny by Pinche Cagon December 11, 2007
cum bunny
A pretty girl who through some mixture of cluelessness, being otnay ootay ightbray, naivete, or low self-esteem, really believes that it's a terrible thing for a guy to get aroused and not cum, and therefore can easily be pressured into doing something about it. Most guys won't clue them in for obvious reasons, and they tend to have few girlfriends to tell them because other girls won't hang out with someone that slutty. When some kind person finally does tell them, they're usually angry for a couple years!
Monique the Slut in the early years of SinFest was pretty much just a cum bunny.
Guy: Can I kiss you goodnight?
CB: Oh, sure.
Guy (after groping her during the kiss): Oh, god, that was so hot.
CB: Uh, yeah, I have to be at work early --
Guy: You can't leave me like this, not after that hot kiss you gave me and letting me touch you that way!
CB: Oh, well, look, can I just give you a hand job? I'll take my top off.
(Two minutes after he leaves ... guy on cell phone to friend): Dude, you weren't kidding! She tried to get rid of me with a hand job and I told her she was killing me so she sucked.
Cum Bunny (sobbing alone in room): I don't know what's wrong with me! I get guys all turned on all the time! Why can't I control myself!?
Guy: Can I kiss you goodnight?
CB: Oh, sure.
Guy (after groping her during the kiss): Oh, god, that was so hot.
CB: Uh, yeah, I have to be at work early --
Guy: You can't leave me like this, not after that hot kiss you gave me and letting me touch you that way!
CB: Oh, well, look, can I just give you a hand job? I'll take my top off.
(Two minutes after he leaves ... guy on cell phone to friend): Dude, you weren't kidding! She tried to get rid of me with a hand job and I told her she was killing me so she sucked.
Cum Bunny (sobbing alone in room): I don't know what's wrong with me! I get guys all turned on all the time! Why can't I control myself!?
cum bunny by passerthru November 16, 2007
cum bunny
A woman that has the ability to have alot of orgasms. I'm talking every 1-2 mins of thrusting without clit stimulation.
cum bunny by mikeymike7373 July 31, 2008
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