cum blade

A sword of pure crystalized cum. The most powerful sword ever.

I was about to challenge a level 100 Chad for the position of alpha male but he had the cum blade!

by Gksloflakfjsakkdk July 01, 2020

cum blade

when someone dries, hardens, and sharpens their cum in the form of a knife or blade

tristan: mike cut his finger off!?
chris: yeah, i think he was using his cum blade

by January 01, 2022