Cucumberpatch 

Mispronounced name of British actor Benedict Cumberbatch

If you're thinking of the Cucumberpatch Sherlock, that is most definitely not set in 1885

Cucumberpatch by dildo777 April 1, 2025

Like a Whore in a cucumber patch 

Phrase to describe a person's excitement, joy, or pleasant suprise.

Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.

Like a Whore in a cucumber patch by Clintoncousin November 26, 2007

Cucumberbatch 

The state of Benedict Cumberbatch when he has become a (or a patch of) cucumber.

1: "Have you been on tumblr recently?"
2:"Yeah, it's been flooded with a load cucumberbatches..."

Cucumberbatch by Diba102 July 28, 2013

squat thrusts in the cucumber patch 

One of the greatest ways to say you've participated in sexual intercourse

friend: did you take that girl from the bar home last night?
you: yeah! Did some 'squat thrusts in the cucumber patch' if you know what I mean...

squat thrusts in the cucumber patch by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

benedick cucumberbitch 

The true name of the devil.

All the pre-teen girls that like Benedick Cucumberbitch are the reason I dislike him.

benedick cucumberbitch by cucumberbitch January 2, 2018

cuumberbatch 

Something markiplier said when he was boneing

You wanna feel my cuumberbatch

cuumberbatch by Bigfartboi July 10, 2021

Madeleine Cumberpatch 

She is a crazy, wacky, weirdo. sings and likes to laugh,

Also why you searching for her she isn't special

madeleine cumberpatch is weird

Madeleine Cumberpatch by Steve and Susie the spiders October 14, 2020