cucumber whore

By defintion is a whore who uses a cucumber to satisfy her unholly snatch.

She must have worked produce yo because she was a cucumber whore.

by Chris M. Thompson September 12, 2005

Like a Whore in a cucumber patch

Phrase to describe a person's excitement, joy, or pleasant suprise.

Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.

by Clintoncousin November 26, 2007