cuckeyes

A misrepresented shoe on a nut

His shoes were cuckeyes

by BadgerGal October 24, 2019

Cockeyes

Someone who stares at a males crotch region for a prolonged period of time.

Someone who only has eyes for the cock.

Chris: did you notice julie staring at my package at the party last night?

Ted: yeah, that bitch has major cockeyes.

by knobgoblin September 8, 2009

cockeyes

someone who's eyes buldge out of their head looking like cocks!

shut the fuck up cockeyes

by cumdumpster February 6, 2003